Ultrasound – Doritos®
Ultrasound – Doritos®

December 13, 2016 | Admin AALOOO

Munch, nom, nom, stay the friggin’ hell away from my nibbles, junior. Ain’t no bond stronger than the one I share with my soul-mate, my pride & joy, my power boost; a big bag of fresh, crispy, heavenly Doritos. You better not find out about the night you were conceived, or you’ll hate these crispy […]

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Don’t Wake Up in a Roadside Ditch – DIRECTV
Don’t Wake Up in a Roadside Ditch – DIRECTV

December 13, 2016 | Admin AALOOO

Oh yippiee.. I got my cable back. The best decision I ever made by not spending money to go out, and get high with my ‘GOOD’ friends and instead chose to pay the cable bill, and watch TV alone in my house, while munching on last night’s stale pizza and some beer. Now, that’s life!!!

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Forgiveness – Schneider Beer
Forgiveness – Schneider Beer

December 13, 2016 | Admin AALOOO

Oh the immaturity we sometimes exhibit towards others when all they are doing are cute things like; smelling themselves in a public place, picking their nose, responding to the itchy places, watching porn on their mobiles while sitting down for their kids’ piano lessons etc. But we just judge people too quickly, should stop this […]

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The Answer – Volkswagen Polo Vivo
The Answer – Volkswagen Polo Vivo

December 13, 2016 | Admin AALOOO

Vroom, vroom, catch me if you can, bruh. I have mastered the art of day dreaming in the lecture-hall, and something terribly scared at various levels tells me that running away from all of your problems is the key to every Volkswagen ride, and that should remain a secret.

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Xtreme 3 – Schick Xtreme
Xtreme 3 – Schick Xtreme

December 13, 2016 | Admin AALOOO

I am willing to go that extra mile, and take that unknown turn to be the most ass-kissing, cheap, whiny, yes-man you can ever find. If you can guarantee a safe and sound exit from all the feces flying around in this monkey cage then let us know..

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If I did the commercial for Amazon Go
If I did the commercial for Amazon Go

December 7, 2016 | Admin AALOOO

Hardy har har, this guy has totally nailed it with his ad on Amazon Go. Nobody had the courage to just put it all out in the open about how one could live on the edge and still rise up to meet his high moral and ethical values. Yup, these values can be a bitch […]

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