Eye Pinchingly Awful
Eye Pinchingly Awful

January 2, 2017 | Admin AALOOO

  I feel like my cat is walking all over my pretty face with some pointy, thorn-like shoes, and is focused on the ONE and ONLY thing that matters to me on this New Year celebration, my easy on the eyes, and easy to grab pussy. The pain of not being able to achieve any […]

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Not Again
Not Again

December 31, 2016 | Admin AALOOO

Every damn year, right at the very beginning, my wondrously wandering mind, teleports itself to a time in my future when all I see is jolly good things happening to me. And then I hear a shattering noise, bang, it’s the hangover wearing off, dammitt. I shouldn’t be allowed to make these resolutions while drinking!!!

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Bromance
Bromance

December 22, 2016 | Admin AALOOO

  I so eagerly looked forward to all those sweaty, and steamy workouts with you, without realizing that my 10 years of marriage was just one stale, old, rotten apple pie. I’m so damn relieved that our wives planned this weekend get-away, but now my mind’s wondering why a spa session was booked for them […]

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Itsy bitsy spider
Itsy bitsy spider

December 20, 2016 | Admin AALOOO

I just got goose-bumps looking at the creepily made video above, I’m surely lucky to have not seen this during my nursery days or would have soiled my pants without any doubt. The guy sure used his skills perfectly in order to give the video a legitimate stamp of approval!

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Workin’ Full Time
Workin’ Full Time

December 18, 2016 | Admin AALOOO

I hate it when it rains, I hate it when the parks, driveways, roof tops are filled with autumn leaves, I hate it when the sun is shining brightly on top of our heads, and I also hate it when the kids are throwing snow balls at one another. Apart from these instances, I am […]

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Lick Then Stick
Lick Then Stick

December 16, 2016 | Admin AALOOO

If you claim to be a wise ass, you better make use of the lessons the dear life teaches you. It doesn’t take much to put two and two together, to figure out that you’re better without them whores available on the dating sites. You need to filter the ones that are do-able, and retain-worthy. […]

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