Stay Out, Bitch!
Stay Out, Bitch!

January 2, 2017 | Admin AALOOO

  Campaigning for that stupid, and silly Prom Queen crown that I so deserve is so NOT a justification for you to keep bringing your life’s sad miseries to my happy place. Phulleeze, limit your sob stories to Twitter or Facebook ONLY and keep your mouth shut. May this New Year bring all sorts of […]

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 Panic and Pandemonium in 2016
 Panic and Pandemonium in 2016

January 2, 2017 | Admin AALOOO

2016 was a year of panic and pandemonium. Right from the start me and 2016 got off on the wrong foot. I saw few of my favorite people go down like Hilary and then some go up like Prince. Although I had a great time most of the 2016 but the sheer fear among celebrities […]

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Useless Resolutions
Useless Resolutions

December 31, 2016 | Admin AALOOO

This is all coz of the STD bull shit I have been getting lectures on, from all of my casual sex partners. Tell me, if it’s not casual and meaningless, then what’s the God Damn point of banging random partners. To me, variety is the spice of life, that’s what it all ends upon!

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I ‘Birthday Suit-ed’ Up
I ‘Birthday Suit-ed’ Up

December 22, 2016 | Admin AALOOO

On every birthday, I used to wonder, how I could just make one small change in my otherwise shitty, crappy life. Although I have earned the honor of being tagged a whore by some of my recent sex buddies, but I’d like to make amends by earning respect for a change. Ha ha, who am […]

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So Busy
So Busy

December 20, 2016 | Admin AALOOO

There comes a time in your life, when all you think about is to take the reins of your cursed life in your own hands. Like it would make a difference, but no harm in trying, right?! I’m anyhow sick and tired of satisfying the needs of these no-good douche-bags.

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Spoiler Alert
Spoiler Alert

December 18, 2016 | Admin AALOOO

Oh no! I shouldn’t have taken this job, I so regret this. I see my future, shining bright and extremely satisfied as a Salesman in a local shop. I try to sell my cheap services for an outrageous amount for things that are not to be described on a public forum, meet me and I’ll […]

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