Walk Of Shame
Walk Of Shame

January 3, 2017 | Admin AALOOO

  It is the last time you’ve caught me walking this ramp like a cat, feeling ashamed and proud at the same time and saying it all with my drunk self. Cheers, people, for unveiling this fulfilling cure to my sacred hangover which I face religiously on a weekly basis.

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All Spiced Up
All Spiced Up

January 3, 2017 | Admin AALOOO

  Although I love waking up right next to you and desperately try finding my phone and slippers the moment I open my eyes as a proof of my love for you. Let me tell you that its all a big game to NOT being able to lay my eyes on your stupid face.

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Fudged
Fudged

January 3, 2017 | Admin AALOOO

  Oh come on you douche-bag, are you kidding me?!! You are about to drop this ball for the umpteenth time, and kiss my ass for being such a man-less mannequin. Its people like you that strike the homosexual chord in the opposite gender, and make the heat vanish for good.

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Long Live My Liver
Long Live My Liver

January 2, 2017 | Admin AALOOO

  Yea haan, all I asked Santa, while I rocked him sitting in his lap was a holy Christmas miracle for my liver to keep functioning after I pour it with liquids so good I can’t keep my hands off of ‘em. But, nooo, nothing miraculous happened and I have to get myself checked into […]

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Damn Right!
Damn Right!

January 2, 2017 | Admin AALOOO

The cozy winters have arrived long back, and I still can’t get the loaded fries type of gang-bang I so desired since the spring season. Damn, I must NOT be doing something quite right to achieve that moment of stardom my mind has been day dreamin’ about for so long.

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Being Proud
Being Proud

December 31, 2016 | Admin AALOOO

It brings me tears in my eyes to look back at all the crazy, bitchy, wild and whore-ish activities we all were a part of. Maybe it is all because of the casual, meaningless, no-strings-attached, sex encounters with strange men, as our attitude towards life has always been positively disturbing.      

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