Would This Work, Really?!!
Would This Work, Really?!!

January 8, 2017 | Admin AALOOO

Ever wondered while drivin’ off a highway, mindin’ your own damn beeswax, after seeing an ad about obesity that maybe The Ad Campaign Guys are taking it a bit too far, trying to put their message across, and instead give a rather offensive, abusive vibe.

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Are Blondes Really Dumb?
Are Blondes Really Dumb?

January 8, 2017 | Admin AALOOO

I so clearly remember Lisa Kudrow acting all foolish and goofy in the most favorite TV series of all times; Friends, or be it the case of Reese Witherspoon in Legally Blonde or Jessica Sexy Simpson in That ’70s Show; no blonde seems to get things right the first time or several other times around […]

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All Porn’ed Up
All Porn’ed Up

January 6, 2017 | Admin AALOOO

OOoo la di daa… I just simply love, love, love looking at the American Apparel clothing line’s advertising campaigns (too bad they closed, sigh..).

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I’m Smarter Than My Boss And He Knows It!
I’m Smarter Than My Boss And He Knows It!

January 5, 2017 | Admin AALOOO

There comes a time in every wise-ass, foul-mouthed, ill-speaking individual when all he wants to do is to take a rope, tie his boss tightly with it, drag him down the stairs while making sure the head is banged just the right number of times and then eventually throw him in the dump truck for […]

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Never Again
Never Again

January 4, 2017 | Admin AALOOO

For women, every sane person knows that shopping can come off as an extremely effective therapy. It has very impressive and instantly visible results.

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Kill Me Now!
Kill Me Now!

January 3, 2017 | Admin AALOOO

  Couldn’t this be my last day on this earth, I’m just so effed up after being pushed to communicate with the A-holes crouched up as the higher-ups. If only I wasn’t paid such a heavy amount to deal with this BS I’d leave this place and take up my place as a stay-at-home couch […]

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Do You Mind?
Do You Mind?

January 3, 2017 | Admin AALOOO

  I know you called me to fix your cable TV as an excuse to lay your sexy eyes on my fit self and score a special night via Netflix and Chill. I think I forgot the blowjob at some point in your place, and would love to drop by with a bottle of wine […]

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Simply Over-rated
Simply Over-rated

January 2, 2017 | Admin AALOOO

Kill me, kill me now, dammitt, all I wanted for Christmas was for a miracle to happen and have a super fledged makeover of my sickening life. Would it work if I pack my boss in a sack and throw it out and takeover his rich life of pleasure and jolly goodness?

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